Storytime: Larry Bird and the Great Pumpkin
In the heart of Hickoryville, a small town nestled between rolling hills and endless fields, something extraordinary was about to unfold....
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Gary Miller
Aug 8, 20233 min read
Exploring the Roots of Humor: 5 Must-Read Books on the History of Comedy
Laughter has been an integral part of human expression since time immemorial. The history of comedy is a rich tapestry woven with humor,...
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Gary Miller
May 12, 20232 min read
Friedrich Nietzsche Eats a Hot Dog
Explore the life and philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche, one of the most influential thinkers of the 19th century. This webpage features a po
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Gary Miller
May 5, 20232 min read
Famous Red Head Accused of Stealing Burger Jingle
Ed Sheeran was recently found to have not copied Marvin Gaye by a jury but another famous redhead is in hot water. In a shocking turn of...
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Gary Miller
May 5, 20231 min read
Star Wars Fan Ruins Movies For His Nephew
Melvin Biggley, a 40-something nerd from the suburbs, was thrilled to finally share his love of Star Wars with his 10-year-old nephew,...
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Gary Miller
May 5, 20231 min read
Scientists Renaming Jimmy Eat World's 'The Middle' After Discovering It's Actually Not the Middle
"Recent scientific research has led to a reevaluation of Jimmy Eat World's popular song 'The Middle.' The study has determined that the song
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Gary Miller
Apr 26, 20232 min read
I Invented Sliced Bread First, But it Was Vertical
Recently, I stumbled upon a long-lost journal entry from my Great-Great Uncle Harold Miller. In it, he describes a groundbreaking...
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Gary Miller
Apr 20, 20233 min read
The Art of Instigating an NHL Hockey Fight: A Guide for Drunken Fans
A great way to enjoy Hockey.
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Gary Miller
Apr 20, 20231 min read
From Cannabis to French Fries: An Unintentional Adventure
So, I was supposed to write about cannabis today. I had all these ideas in my head about its benefits and drawbacks, but as soon as I...
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Gary Miller
Apr 18, 20235 min read
How to Hide Your Weed from Your Parents: Tips from Totally Not a Cop
Darrell is not a cop.
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Gary Miller
Apr 18, 20232 min read
Great Giana Sisters: The Movie - Our Shameless Attempt to Cash in on Super Mario Bros.
As a movie executive, I always keep my eyes open for opportunities to cash in on the latest trends. So when I saw the recent buzz around...
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Gary Miller
Apr 14, 20232 min read
The Great Farting of America: Meet the Man Behind the Movement to Rename Forts Across the Nation
As political movements go, few can compare to the scope and ambition of the campaign to rename every city in the United States with...
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Gary Miller
Apr 14, 20232 min read
AI System Watson Confused After Watching Terminator for the First Time
As artificial intelligence continues to advance, more and more AI systems are being designed to learn from movies and TV shows. But one...
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Gary Miller
Apr 8, 20232 min read
Prehistoric Bones of Barney the Dinosaur and Toddler Companions Discovered by Paleontologists
In a stunning archaeological discovery, scientists have uncovered the prehistoric bones of Barney the Dinosaur and a group of toddlers....
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Gary Miller
Apr 4, 20232 min read
Get Your Rhyme On: 10 Poetry Movements You Need to Know About
Poetry has been an important literary form for centuries and has undergone many different movements throughout history. Each movement has...
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Gary Miller
Apr 3, 20231 min read
Area Man's Calendar Mix-Up Leads to a Lifetime of Paranoia and Mistrust
Local man, Tom Johnson, is in a state of constant paranoia after a mix-up with his calendar left him unable to trust anyone for the rest...
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Gary Miller
Apr 3, 20231 min read
Happy National Poetry Month
April is National Poetry Month, a time to celebrate the beauty and power of words. It’s a time to explore the richness of language and...
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Gary Miller
Apr 1, 20231 min read
An Interview With Lady Gaga about her Role in Joker 2
Gary John Miller: Welcome, Lady Gaga! Congratulations on landing the role of Harley Quinn in Joker 2. How did you prepare for the role?...
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Gary Miller
Apr 1, 20232 min read
President Biden Legalizes Cannabis After Smoking with Cheech & Chong and Enjoying White Castle
Washington D.C. - In a surprise move, President Joe Biden announced today that he had signed an executive order legalizing cannabis...
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Gary Miller
Mar 31, 20232 min read
Local Dad Discovers Michael Jordan through Space Jam, Amazed by Arm Stretch Move
Local father of two, Tom Williams, recently had his mind blown after watching the classic movie Space Jam with his kids. Williams said he...
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